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Quotes:

(At immigration, entering the country for the 1st time) "I hate to ask you this but it says here you're a 'speech rapist'?"

"Marisa why don't you pop up front and we'll have a wee chat" --rob the glacier guide

"Oh, Washington state. Isn't that on the east coast? I used to live there." -- this dude that i mysteriously had everything in common with. Still not 100% sure he was telling the truth.

"What was that word he called me again? Ive never been called that... oh yeah, sensible" -- M, after a brief interview with the Franz josef Kayak Co.

"how do you print things in this country?"

Foods:

bacon and cheese pastries

Fish n Chips

The most amazing can of tuna fish-- w/ sundried tomatos, olives and capers!

The landings cajun pizza- grilled chicken, guacamole, jalapenos, peppers and everything amazing.

Beer:

Speights!

Coffee:

The kiwi americano-- Long black

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_black

Sayings:

He's a 'good cunt'. Apparently good cunt is a complement; however just a regular old cunt is not.

Good on ya! -- Seems to be the equiv of good job.

How ya goin?